New Traffic Signs
Some ideas are fairly sane and reasonable such as introducing alternative public transportation systems, expanding lanes or adding new ones, building more bridges and tunnels and introducing an intelligent traffic control and management solution.
Other ideas were a bit more on the wild side such as: Introducing road tolls and making Dubai a giant theme park (more than it already is) and have everyone pay to enter the city. Another wacky idea was to make working schedules according to areas. I.E. deira offices start work at 7:30, bur dubai at 8:30, SZR at 9:30 and the Free-zones at 10:30 (someone actually proposed that in Emirates Today's letters section a couple of days ago!).
I thought to myself: "if everybody else is doing it, why don't i give it a go?"
SUDDEN SPIT SPLASHES AHEAD
ANNOYING TRAFFIC LIGHT: PATIENCE ADVISED
MAKEUP APPLICATION NOT PERMITTED BEYOND 120 KMPH
CAUTION: JUMEIRAH JANE AT LARGE
JIN SPOTTING ZONE
EXCESSIVE ROAD CROSSING AREA
CAUTION: AGGRESSIVE DRIVERS
DOOR DING PARKING LOT
EYE-HAND COORDINATION SKILLS REQUIRED