Douchebag of the week

In GulfNews this morning.

Ras Al Khaimah: A man and his wife were handed over to police for stealing in a shopping mall after the couple was caught in the act in the mall's camera.

Mall officials and witnesses said the Egyptian and his veiled wife roamed the mall and when they were in the women's section, the woman started stealing cosmetic items. She hid the items in her handbag till the bag became full.

When they were about to leave the mall, the security guards asked them to show the stolen items.

The man refused and the guards asked the couple to pay for the items and the case would be closed. The man refused, shouting that the guards could not do this to him in front of his wife.

The man tried to leave but the guards forced him to stay till the police came.

The surveillance film shown to the police revealed the woman stealing cosmetic goods.

Yup, blame the guards for hurting your feelings... that will get you off the hook, dweeb.