The B-S wars
A quick look at the stands at GITEX this year, one can never help but notice the amount of corporate testosterone thats pouring out of the halls -a parade of who_has_the_largest_enterprise 'Kohones' (look up Kohones in Mexican and u'll know what i mean) ...
Everyone is trying to get Thee customer to buy into something, anything!
The stand with the strongest sales FORCE, will win the battle. It felt something like a George Lucas picture!
Scene 1. Location: Gitex Hallways. Character "O-Buy One" trying to get through the isle wars as he encounters an unexpected adversary. The heavy breathing, "Dark Blazer"!
Dark Blazer: "We meet again O-buy One!"
O-Buy One: "DARK BLAZER! - The SALES FORCE ... it has taken over you!"
Lame Yogurt: "Ohh... longer, bigger, wider, taller, his 'stand' is this year young O-buy One. Resist it you can't, i am afraid!"
O-Buy One: "I will not give in to the SALES FORCE. I shall not give in!"
O-Buy One suddenly dodges 2 incoming promo females that came out of no where! He successfully evades flying, sharp_edge paper brochures thrown toward his direction.
Dark Blazer: "Your strength ... its growing... that can't be!"
O-Buy One pulls out his Budget-Saver (B_S) and it grows bigger and wider.
O-Buy One cries: "Feel the strength of my B-S"
Dark Blazer brings his own B_S: Bribe-Squad. Seem like a worthy equlizer... A major B-S conflict takes place throughout the GITEX 5_day dynasty -
It was a case of TOTAL B-S.
To be continued!
Everyone is trying to get Thee customer to buy into something, anything!
The stand with the strongest sales FORCE, will win the battle. It felt something like a George Lucas picture!
Scene 1. Location: Gitex Hallways. Character "O-Buy One" trying to get through the isle wars as he encounters an unexpected adversary. The heavy breathing, "Dark Blazer"!
Dark Blazer: "We meet again O-buy One!"
O-Buy One: "DARK BLAZER! - The SALES FORCE ... it has taken over you!"
Lame Yogurt: "Ohh... longer, bigger, wider, taller, his 'stand' is this year young O-buy One. Resist it you can't, i am afraid!"
O-Buy One: "I will not give in to the SALES FORCE. I shall not give in!"
O-Buy One suddenly dodges 2 incoming promo females that came out of no where! He successfully evades flying, sharp_edge paper brochures thrown toward his direction.
Dark Blazer: "Your strength ... its growing... that can't be!"
O-Buy One pulls out his Budget-Saver (B_S) and it grows bigger and wider.
O-Buy One cries: "Feel the strength of my B-S"
Dark Blazer brings his own B_S: Bribe-Squad. Seem like a worthy equlizer... A major B-S conflict takes place throughout the GITEX 5_day dynasty -
It was a case of TOTAL B-S.
To be continued!
posted by moryarti at
9/25/2005 12:38:00 AM
5 Comments:
AAH!My dear Professore.Thought I would try to infuse some positive influence,open some doors to some long forgotten memories.But it seems everyone wants to be angry at something.(reply to ur msg on my blog)
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*, at September 25, 2005 at 12:34 PM
:)
Oh, so that what it was.
BTW, I did this starwars version of gitex late at night - i was half a sleep when i published it. so do excuse the tripping hallucinations :)
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moryarti, at September 25, 2005 at 4:31 PM
Fantastic! The promo girls literally are dressed as galatic space cadets on many stands this year.
By
secretdubai, at September 25, 2005 at 7:40 PM
Professore.Must tell you after Nostradamus there is You.Its a brilliant piece however the fear of being abducted and probably probed keeps me away from GITS EX(intentional typo).
May the FORCE be with you Kind Sir.
By
*, at September 26, 2005 at 9:01 AM
Dear SD,that is simply done to match their IQ.
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*, at September 26, 2005 at 9:02 AM
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