Vitamin (W)

Vitamin (W), noun, Acronym of Arabic term for WASTA (contact, influential person), found in most Arab public colonies, mainly underground. Can also be identified as ARBAB.

Considered one of the most needed nutrients any human can get. The following is a list of many great benefits this vitamin has to the body's physical and mental wellbeing:

1. It helps cure the side effects of long queues and waiting lines. As it has the ability to cut through the long chains of queue, and neglects large amounts of seats in waiting areas.

2. It eases pain caused by over-exposure to lower level employees, receptionists and secretaries.

3. It provides immunity against many common diseases, mainly: Red-Tapeoid and Bureaucratitus.

4. Acts as a catalyst to directly reach the desired result, person, reservation or discount. Works best during seasons of high demand and over-congestion at for the mentioned above.

5. It's extremely flexible and adaptable qualities allow this vitamin to operate in almost any environment known to man - police stations, municipalities, hospitals, airline offices, airports and any place 'big brother' can be found.

6. Known to work very well with other accelerating agents such as female gender and substances of alcoholic or intrinsic nature.

Make sure you get your dosage of Vitamin (W) today.