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Sunday, October 23, 2005


While cruising on Jumeirah beach road last night, i witnessed the diver of this

... flashing, tailgating and bullying the helpless driver of this

Not a fair match don't you think? Seems like the truck driver is suffering from some kind of frustration. Kindda reminded me of a myth girls used to spread around back in uni... "guys with big cars, have small weeners" :)


  • happens to me all the time, esp since i have a small peugot 206, all cars seem to be bent on throwing me off the road.. :) but i dont give in .. small car big attitude.. !!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at October 23, 2005 at 3:26 PM  

  • Good Lord, where did that owner find that monster? In the US they use those things for towing tractors and horseboxes, not crusing on ShkZ highway. It's certainly not much of an offroad vehicle either.

    And picking on a Corolla? Pfft, REAL men pick on Echo 3-drs.

    If you have a small car (i.e., anything which isnt a LC or H2 or B Em double U, the only way to survive is to drive it like you stole it.

    Picking on a Corolla? Pfft, REAL men

    By Blogger marwan, at October 23, 2005 at 3:55 PM  

  • That car/"city boy's truck" doesn't so much say small weener as micro-testicles.

    I'd be surprised if its driver could locate his own genitalts even with the aid of an electron microscope.

    By Blogger secretdubai, at October 23, 2005 at 4:12 PM  

  • I am so so so the driver of the peanut on wheels, I did not realise you would care. I thought your brain/heart/body/weiner were all sized in comparison to your car.
    Please accept my apology, next time I shall pick on someone my own size.


    By Blogger CG, at October 23, 2005 at 5:24 PM  

  • I'm with picking on people with small cars, because for some odd reason these "sheep wannabes" have the instinctive tendancy of grouping with the herd where they are unwelcome. So it is up to the "Big Cars" which I would like to refer to as the sheep dogs to keep those sheep in line, and bully them around to where they are supposed to be.

    Long story short, all with with "big weiners and small cars" stay away from the "Small weiners and big cars" because once run over you'll end up with no weiner.

    5 Khandrid!

    By Blogger Makdizzle, at October 29, 2005 at 12:42 PM  

  • The primary cause of reckless driving in almost all cases is simple ignorance. Whether of the juvenile variety (immature adolescent) or the adult sort (arrested adolescent adult), reckless, hazardous, or just plain dangerous driving is a sign of the 'mok mafi' mentality ('no brain'). This condition is not relegated solely to males, as in almost all nations (other than those that are conservative Islamic countries in which women are forbidden to drive) one finds more and more young women who demonstrate a similarly alarming disregard for the safety of individuals around moving vehicles. Vehicles are inherently homicidal weapons, make no mistake about that. Aiming one at a vulnerable individual (whether on foot, bicycle, motorcycle, or small car) is just as reprehensible as taking deliberate aim at someone with a gun (the same result obtains: severe injury or death). Let's get over the 'recklessness equals a small penis' contention. One's reproductive apparatus has little to do with the act of driving a vehicle appropriately; it is the brain that governs these actions (albeit there is a hormonal influence at work, in many cases). My suggestion? No matter what you drive or what your preferred means of transportation, treat all others who share the road with you with the basic respect, consideration, and regard they deserve as fellow human beings. Any other attitude is a sure sign of arrested mental development (i.e. 'mok mafi' or 'no brain'). Insha'allah the world we 'highest evolved life forms' share is large enough for all of us to live together in peace!

    By Blogger Kalikiano, at January 11, 2008 at 3:15 AM  

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